Posted on Friday, June 02, 2023 with 47781 Notes

dogmotif:

you actually do need one thousand different graphic tshirts to survive and dont listen to anyone who tells you different

Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 6893 Notes
#yeeowch!!!
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 39496 Notes

gophergal:

knifekris:

omg babe kissing my knuckles? thats so–STOP licking my RING POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 89242 Notes

heathyr:

just-shower-thoughts:

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 13972 Notes
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 16238 Notes
basalt-havic:
“mutuals do this
”

basalt-havic:

mutuals do this

Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 199575 Notes
flakes-girlfriend:
“gayagendas:
“yeahiwasintheshit:
“‘Top’
”
I hope they start having better sex, what a shame
”
me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican
”

flakes-girlfriend:

gayagendas:

yeahiwasintheshit:

‘Top’

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

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me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 1968 Notes
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 57691 Notes

huyandere:

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kensplained for those who need it

#HAHAHAHA
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 63654 Notes
secondlina:
“projectsurreal:
“setzeri:
“ There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.
”
1. Power move.
2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the...

secondlina:

projectsurreal:

setzeri:

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.

Posted on Monday, August 07, 2023 with 414 Notes
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